I certainly would be if I was responsible for the horrendous production of your new show Project Fame. What are you thinking? Not only is it a blatant rip-off of the BBC’s far superior Fame Academy, but the standard of production is horrific. As an ex-lampie, I’ll be first in line to help bitch slap the lighting designer/director, and your stage is far too big, where’s the intimacy?. Oh and don’t get me started on the continuity presenters and their insulting jokes. You’re even bringing back the x-factor cliche, I can’t believe it, didn’t that die with Idols two seasons ago? I feel sick, I really do.

Fucking amateurs…!