Some people just don’t begin to get it. I just got this (unsolicited) mail from Nedbank:

At no point in the mail do they bother to tell me what’s happening, or why I must give up my time to join them for a free muffin. Is there a guest speaker? Is there anything worthwhile going on that would warrant me giving up my time to drive into town (the venue is the pyramid)? If there is, they’re not letting on.

You need to tease me a little.

Make an effort…!