READ ALL ABOUT IT!
Posted by Rich...! under Uncategorized on November 30 2004 at 5:02 PM
(Spotted by Robbie)
For more fine journalism, on par with Derek and Sean, you need simply glance at the front page of today’s Star. Cindy Mathys’ expose titled “Life as usual for Harry’s new friend” revealed these shocking new insights:
| “Chelsy Davy spent about 3-hours at the Cape Town mall yesterday, wandering in and out of shops and looking like any student on holiday [...] She visited the Denise slimming and beauty clinic and Exclusive Books, where she spent some time browsing the fiction section, but didn’t buy anything. She also spoke quite a lot of time [sic] on her cell phone.” |
Shocking! She should be dragged into the streets and shot.
(Want more? Read the full story here. Respect to IOL for fixing the typos)
Nearly as gripping as this guy’s stuff…!
November 30th, 2004 at 5:57 pm
Damn, I’m starting to worry that I’m also getting checked out in malls everywhere, and having fascinating stuff written about me…
Seriously, I’m so a fan of Kelsey (or was it Chelsey?), why didn’t anyone let me know?! I mean, I stay 100m from the North entrace to Cavendish – I could’ve gone to watch her, nonchalantly eating a bagle at the coffee shop while doing so…!
November 30th, 2004 at 6:06 pm
Yeah, I’m down in CT tomorrow evening, I’m hoping to catch a glimpse myself.
Fingers crossed…!
April 26th, 2005 at 10:54 pm
Ok, so even if I am from the States……you people are nothing but a bunch of jealous, pooh-nannies, that can’t seem to give anyone a break because you think you’re the one that’s owed something. She’s not that fucking bad, sure you’re worse if you won’t to get right down to it. AND she’s not fat…
April 26th, 2005 at 10:56 pm
sorry for the mis-spell….”want” to get right down to it.
April 26th, 2005 at 10:59 pm
and this was really meant for those saying all that cruddy shit @cherryflava…….couldn’t post anymore comments…..THANKS!
April 28th, 2005 at 8:34 am
Who says pooh-nannie???
You must be from the States!
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