Caution: Open car window before use
Posted by Rich...! under Uncategorized on March 28 2005 at 8:47 PMI spotted this at the Randshow earlier today:
The Handi Blaster: Your personal handheld flame thrower, the latest and greatest in personal safety.
What this means is if you see any mo’ fo’s with singed eyebrows approach you at a traffic light… run.
Oh well, it beats lighting farts, nearly…!
March 28th, 2005 at 9:09 pm
Bah! Completely overrated.
If you’re about to get hijacked, just stick your ass out the window with a lighter held at a safe distance from the flammable bits, while simultaneously screaming at aforementioned hijackers to “Stay fucking still so I can aim!”, and I’m quite sure they might think twice about nicking your car.
March 29th, 2005 at 11:12 am
Whatever happened to the good old shotgun method of dealing with hijackers?
Ten points for originality though.
March 30th, 2005 at 3:01 pm
So whats stopping hijackers buying this tool and using it on us motorists?
AAaagghh… my eyes!
July 13th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Well where I can buy it… !? lol