Guy with dropped pants: Please wait your turn sir!
Guy: …17.3 millimetres… great, so we’ll fly you up for the Ripley’s Believe or Not show next tuesday…
Guy with the cap, thinking to himself as he is girating out of his pants to a roaring rendition of “You may leave your cap on!” while doing a whole routine with jazz hands and all: “I really have a crush on this guy who has been watching me all night and is now standing here in front of me, nervously clutching… AND JAZZ HANDS – I mustn’t forget to insert more JAZZ HANDS – an old R2 bill to stuff into my jockeys.”
Guy two, thinking just before stripper boy’s pants drop: “I hope the rest of the package is also as impressive as this jazz hands routine he is doing which is making me SO hot…” and then, after pants slid down: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
(In the next picture – not shown – he actually points and laughs raucously.
Thus came the abrupt ending to what would’ve been a very brief and unsuccessful stripping career anyway.
salami (singing): “Stop… in the name of love, before you break my heart….”
smg: “dude, pull your pants up, you’re going to regret this. Someone will probably do some kind of photoshop mashup, post it on their blog and encourage people to do worse…”
March 19th, 2005 at 9:27 pm
Guy with dropped pants: Please wait your turn sir!
Guy: …17.3 millimetres… great, so we’ll fly you up for the Ripley’s Believe or Not show next tuesday…
March 20th, 2005 at 8:29 am
Guy with the cap, thinking to himself as he is girating out of his pants to a roaring rendition of “You may leave your cap on!” while doing a whole routine with jazz hands and all: “I really have a crush on this guy who has been watching me all night and is now standing here in front of me, nervously clutching… AND JAZZ HANDS – I mustn’t forget to insert more JAZZ HANDS – an old R2 bill to stuff into my jockeys.”
Guy two, thinking just before stripper boy’s pants drop: “I hope the rest of the package is also as impressive as this jazz hands routine he is doing which is making me SO hot…” and then, after pants slid down: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
(In the next picture – not shown – he actually points and laughs raucously.
Thus came the abrupt ending to what would’ve been a very brief and unsuccessful stripping career anyway.
WHADOYOUMEAN captions are never this long?!?!?
March 20th, 2005 at 9:51 am
2005 South African Blog Awards – Conclusion Part 2
March 20th, 2005 at 9:53 am
2005 South African Blog Awards – Conclusion Part 2
March 20th, 2005 at 10:23 am
(in the Splattermail spirit)
1: “Yes, I’m gonna use *this* hand!”
2: “Hmm, are those carpet burns?”
March 20th, 2005 at 12:22 pm
To the tune of Leon Schuster’s song…
Salami: Stop, stop, ek is ‘n spietkop, ek’t my broek af….
SMG:…(interrupts)…ek lag my gat af…
March 20th, 2005 at 6:10 pm
Honestly. If I’d known I’d get that drunk, I would’ve worn bigger knickers.
Now I know how Paris felt. A bit.
March 22nd, 2005 at 10:19 am
salami (singing): “Stop… in the name of love, before you break my heart….”
smg: “dude, pull your pants up, you’re going to regret this. Someone will probably do some kind of photoshop mashup, post it on their blog and encourage people to do worse…”
March 22nd, 2005 at 3:55 pm
“Hold on! me first get horny!”
“Nice piece of flaccid salami meat!”
July 13th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
With these leggs… I would never of my trousers in the public…