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* Up to 1.5 Million people affected

* 300,000 children had to quit school

* 46,000 arrested, fined or had their goods confiscated

* 6 people dead, four of whom were children

All because of Zimbabwe’s prez Mugabe. Operation Murambatsvina (Drive Out Trash) was the cause of the destruction of tens of thousands of shacks, street stalls and veggie gardens (which were planted by the poor in the time of food shortages), and the African Union doesn’t care.

Better still, this massive destructive task was carried out by none other than the Zim police.

Now Mugabe and his team are carrying out the next phase of their plan, Operation Garikai, or “Let us be settled and live at peace”, which aims to provide residential and business accommodation to deserving people.

Who deserves a home better than people who don’t have one?!? And now, after he’s destroyed so many, he gets to build people new ones and act like the hero. Oh, and he thinks he’ll have it all started up by the end of August.

Think he’s built a house before? It’s gonna take a lot longer than that my friend…

My best: “…the Government says 46,000 people have been arrested and crime has dropped by 20 per cent.” That’s because there’s nothing left to steal!

UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan is meeting with Mugabe so as to understand and appreciate what they are doing. If he leaves relieved, this world is more fucked up than I thought.

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