So it’s no secret that I’m a big fan of Fran from Goldfish’s work. Well, even more so now that she’s launched Cake i.e. gadget guru for ladies.

What I like most about the site is that it’s classy, like the Ann Summers stores in the UK. That, and the fact that the products help me get laid more often, and as you know at 31, if you don’t exercise it on a regular basis, it falls off.

Cake’s only downfall is that they don’t sell this yet. Seriously, 9 out of 10 chiropractors guarantee that she’ll cum so hard her back will spasm

So this Christmas give the gift that keeps giving.

Oh, and don’t worry, I’m sure Fran has diligently tested all her wares herself, you know, for quality control…!