You know Chuck Norris really is so random.
Yet, more famous than Britney Spears at this point.
How does he do it? Who was the person to pull his name from a hat and go, “I know, let’s start a whole lot of funnies about this guy, a certain Chuck Norris!”
I’m sure others in the running included Arnie, Sly, Antonio…
Love that its Chuck.
…you know we could probably take a few pics of some random guy on a street corner somewhere in JHB, who maybe looks vaguely like the Camel man. Give the guy a name like Cliffton or Quinton or even Corne and then send the pics out in a couple of emails to random existing email addresses calling him the new Hoff or Chuck or Riaan or whatever.
There’s a good chance that before long he’ll be signing boobs, have his “name” on billboards and have more popularity than Kirk and Patricia in “Kreeeersdorp”… put together. That’s it I’m gonna find this guy and be his manager… and I can photoshop! Watch this space… and your inbox!
LOL, well you have to give the poor fella points for… originality? It might be dumb, but it’s the *funniest* pick-up line I’ve ever heard.
Enjoyed browsing through the site. Keep up the good work. Greetings from Poland
March 21st, 2006 at 3:41 am
hmmm… I must have been out of the old RS of A for too long… Maybe somebody could give me a hint?
March 21st, 2006 at 10:11 am
Nah BigGuy, that means you’ve been out of the world too long. Chuck = Chuck Norris.
Chuck’s so the new Hoff…!
March 21st, 2006 at 11:27 am
I just posted about The Chuck, you guys did, does that mean he’s reached he’s peak? I wonder when he’s going to try to cash in…
March 21st, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Chuck Norris? Must be a Toyota ad.
March 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am
You know Chuck Norris really is so random.
Yet, more famous than Britney Spears at this point.
How does he do it? Who was the person to pull his name from a hat and go, “I know, let’s start a whole lot of funnies about this guy, a certain Chuck Norris!”
I’m sure others in the running included Arnie, Sly, Antonio…
Love that its Chuck.
March 22nd, 2006 at 9:26 am
Chuck is the new black.
March 22nd, 2006 at 7:30 pm
Well, you see, I live in California now, and here, it’s the Governator that is the new Hoff…
March 23rd, 2006 at 11:12 am
…you know we could probably take a few pics of some random guy on a street corner somewhere in JHB, who maybe looks vaguely like the Camel man. Give the guy a name like Cliffton or Quinton or even Corne and then send the pics out in a couple of emails to random existing email addresses calling him the new Hoff or Chuck or Riaan or whatever.
There’s a good chance that before long he’ll be signing boobs, have his “name” on billboards and have more popularity than Kirk and Patricia in “Kreeeersdorp”… put together. That’s it I’m gonna find this guy and be his manager… and I can photoshop! Watch this space… and your inbox!
March 30th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
Here’s a classy one – curtosy of GQ
March 30th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
And now with the actual image…
March 30th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
Hmmm… OK, wordpress doesn’t allow this. You can find the image at http://www.condenast.co.uk/ImageLib/320×480/g_j/GQ_HoffCalenderICA.jpg
June 12th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
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December 7th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
LOL, well you have to give the poor fella points for… originality? It might be dumb, but it’s the *funniest* pick-up line I’ve ever heard.
Enjoyed browsing through the site. Keep up the good work. Greetings from Poland