I hate urinals
Posted by Don Packett under Uncategorized on July 3 2006 at 3:11 PM
Urinals.
Not my favourite things in the world.
Not because of the possibility of other men pondering the size of my willy, but because 9 times out of 10 I suffer from the ever-embarrassing ‘Splashback’.
‘The Splashback’ is caused from wee projected from the willy onto the porcelain wall, and drops of wee ricocheting back onto the front of your pants. It is most common before meetings, at shopping centre toilets and any time that you wish it wouldn’t happen.
‘The Splashback’ is embarrassing, ‘The Splashback’ is my curse, ‘The Splashback’ is so not cool.
Yes. I hate urinals.
July 4th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
ahhhh my friend i miss you already!!! you and hoox and the things that just eat away at you on a daily basis…not grumpy at all! my advice: type it onto a bit of paper on an old typewriter and put it in a bottle and throw it into the ocean….hmmm URIKA!!! what a brillaint idea for a plot to a movie…now all i need is a clever ending…. ha HA… (wait for it) HAAAAAAAA
July 4th, 2006 at 2:12 pm
He he ……. heeeeeeeeee.
Was good seeing you again Katie Kate. Enjoy CT and li’l ol’ London!
July 4th, 2006 at 7:33 pm
murphy’s law no;43994
its always better to squat on a high pan!!….
fida . ..
July 5th, 2006 at 10:17 am
Here I stand,
About to piss,
I see 6 urinals…
I think I missed.
July 6th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
just add ICE to the urinal and it’s like water world.
no matter how nicely you try and aim, guaranteed one of the ice cubes is gonna turn around so that the hollow end is showing spray it all back at your lovely cream chinos.
you then have to walk out into the really busy Cats in Melville and convince everyone you were over zealous while washing your hands.
fucking ice. it should be in drinks only!