Never. In. My. Life.

We were at Joburg Day on Saturday (sponsored by 94.7 and Santam), an awesome day out with friends and new friends too, even smg made an appearance! But,

as cool as the bands and whole event was, it was overshadowed by a couple of skanky-assed fools who’d you swear had never ever seen an umbrella before in their entire lives. Friends of Sean’s were promoting Santam and handing out free stuff, and when they arrived at our spot and opened up a box of 24 umbrellas, they were gone before you could say ‘free goodies, hooray!’

Now, your average South African would complain about free concerts for the underprivileged, when those people, who (understandably) would grab out and reach for free things, and see that as horrific. But when you see a bunch of (one would think at R130 a ticket per person) more upscaled group of people, fighting (really, pushing and shoving) for a free little yellow umbrella, it makes you wonder where you actually fit in this world. Me? I think I’m right on top, ‘cos you’ve got to be fucking shitting me if you want to class me with a bunch of pathetic creatures who’d rip a yellow Santam branded t-shirt right off a youngster’s back.

Animals.