Happy Sbrrrrrrrring Day!
Posted by Don Packett under Uncategorized on September 1 2006 at 8:22 AM
It’s September 1st! Time for cleaning the house, pool covers to be lifted, and ‘wow-this-winter-was-full-of-good-food-and-i-need-to-look-good-for-December’ diets.
Why then, is it still so frikkin’ cold!?!
Getting out of bed this morning I almost (I say almost) froze my nuts off. Winter, bugger off, you’ve had your time, now we get warmer. Thanks.
Happy Sbrrrrrrrring Day everyone!
September 1st, 2006 at 10:53 am
I second that!
September 1st, 2006 at 10:53 am
Warnock’s Dilemma
You do not need to post because of WARNOCK’s Dilemma
* Warnock’s Dilemma – A Lack of response to a posting on a mailing list etc. does not necessarily imply that no one is interested in the topic.
THIS IS SO COOL THAT I HAD TO POST IT SOMEWHERE; AND JO BLOGGERS WILL/SHOULD APPRECIATE IT
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* Amara’s law – “We tend to overestimate the effect of a technology in the short run and underestimate the effect in the long run”. Proposed by Roy Amara.
* Amdahl’s law – Used to find out the maximum expected improvement to an overall system when only a part of it is improved. Named after Gene Amdahl (born 1922)
* Asimov’s three laws of robotics – also called, more simply, the Three Rules of Robotics, a set of rules which the fictional robots appearing in the writings of Isaac Asimov (1920–1992) must obey.
o First law: A robot may not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
o Second law: A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
o Third law: A robot must protect its own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Subsequently, a Zeroth Law was added to precede these three: A robot may not injure humanity, or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.
* Avogadro’s law – In chemistry and physics, one of the gas laws, relating to the volume and molarity of a gas.
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* Beer-Lambert law – in optics, the empirical relationship of the absorption of light to the properties of the material the light is travelling through. Independently discovered (in various forms) by Pierre Bouguer in 1729, Johann Heinrich Lambert in 1760 and August Beer in 1852.
* Benford’s law – In any collection of statistics, a given statistic has roughly a 30% chance of starting with the digit 1.
* Biot-Savart law describes the magnetic field set up by a steady current density. Named for Jean-Baptiste Biot and Félix Savart.
* Boyle’s law – In physics, one of the gas laws, relating the volume and pressure of an ideal gas held at a constant temperature. Discovered by and named after Robert Boyle (1627–1691)
* Bradford’s law – a pattern described by Samuel C. Bradford in 1934 that estimates the exponentially diminishing returns of extending a library search
* Brooks’ law – Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. Named after Fred Brooks, author of the well known tome on Project Management, The Mythical Man-Month.
* Buys-Ballot’s law is concerned with the notion that the wind travels counterclockwise around low pressure zones in the Northern Hemisphere. Named for C.H.D. Buys Ballot, who published an empirical validation of an existing theory, in 1857.
* Charles’s law states that at constant pressure, the volume of a given mass of a gas increases or decreases by the same factor as its temperature (in kelvins) increases or decreases. Named for Jacques Charles.
* Clarke’s three laws. Formulated by Arthur C. Clarke. Several corollaries to these laws have also been proposed.
o First law: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
o Second law: The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
o Third law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
* Coulomb’s law is an inverse-square law indicating the magnitude and direction of electrostatic force that one stationary, electrically charged object of small dimensions (ideally, a point source) exerts on another. It is named after Charles-Augustin de Coulomb.
* Dalton’s law – In chemistry and physics, states that the total pressure exerted by a gaseous mixture is equal to the sum of the partial pressures of each individual component in a gas mixture. Also called Dalton’s law of partial pressure, and related to the ideal gas laws, this empirical law was observed by John Dalton in 1801.
* De Morgan’s laws – apply to formal logic regarding the negation of pairs of logical operators.
* Dermott’s Law – the sidereal period of major satellites tends to follow a geometric series. Named after Stanley Dermott.
* Dilbert Principle – Coined by Scott Adams as a variation of the Peter Principle of employee advancement. Named after Adams’ Dilbert comic strip, it proposes that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
* Dollo’s Law – “An organism is unable to return, even partially, to a previous stage already realized in the ranks of its ancestors.” Simply put this laws states that evolution is not reversible.
* Duffy’s law – “Most people are wrong about most things most of the time.”
* Duverger’s law – After Maurice Duverger. Winner-take-all (or first-past-the-post) electoral systems tend to create a 2 party system, while proportional representation tends to create a multiple party system.
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* Edwards’ law – “You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem.”
* Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity – proposed that matter causes space to curve.
* Faraday’s law of induction states that a magnetic field changing in time creates a proportional electromotive force. Named for Michael Faraday, based on his work in 1831
* Faraday’s law of electrolysis states that the mass of a substance produced at an electrode during electrolysis is proportional to the number of moles of electrons transferred at that electrode; again named for Michael Faraday.
* Fick’s laws of diffusion describe diffusion, and define the diffusion coefficient D, and were derived by Adolf Fick in the year 1855.
* Finagle’s law – Generalized version of Murphy’s law, fully named Finagle’s Law of Dynamic Negatives and usually rendered “anything that can go wrong, will”. Not strictly eponymous, since there was no Finagle.
* Fitts’ Law – A principle of human movement published in 1954 by Paul Fitts which predicts the time required to move from a starting position to a final target area. Fitts’ law is used to model the act of pointing, both in the real world, e.g. with a hand or finger, and on a computer, e.g. with a mouse.
* Fourier’s law, also known as the ‘law of heat conduction states that the time rate of heat flow Q through a slab (or a portion of a perfectly insulated wire, as shown in the figure) is proportional to the gradient of temperature difference; named for Joseph Fourier.
* Gauss’s law – In physics, gives the relation between the electric flux flowing out a closed surface and the charge enclosed in the surface. It was formulated by Carl Friedrich Gauss.
* Godwin’s Law – An adage in Internet culture that states “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.” Coined by Mike Godwin in 1990.
* Goodhart’s law – When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
* Graham’s law – In physics, a gas law which states that the average kinetic energy of the molecules of two samples of different gases at the same temperature is identical. It is named for Thomas Graham (1805–1869), who formulated it.
* Gresham’s law – “bad money drives good money out of circulation”. Coined in 1858 by British economist Henry Dunning Macleod, and named for Sir Thomas Gresham (1519 – 1579). The principle had been stated before Gresham by others, including Nicolaus Copernicus.
* Grimm’s law – explains correspondence between some consonants in Germanic languages vs. other Indo-European languages. Discovered by Jacob Grimm, (1785 – 1863), German philologist and mythologist and one of the Brothers Grimm.
* Gustafson’s Law (also known as Gustafson-Barsis’ law) is a law in computer engineering which states that any sufficiently large problem can be efficiently parallelized. Coined by John Gustafson in 1988
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* Hanlon’s razor – A corollary of Finagle’s law, normally taking the form “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”. As with Finagle, possibly not strictly eponymous.
* Hartman’s Law of Prescriptivist Retaliation – “any statement about correct grammar, punctuation, or spelling is bound to contain at least one eror”.
* Henry’s law – The mass of a gas that dissolves in a definite volume of liquid is directly proportional to the pressure of the gas provided the gas does not react with the solvent.
* Hlade’s Law – If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier way to do it.
* Hofstadter’s law – “It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.” It was created by Douglas Hofstadter in his book Gödel, Escher, Bach.
* Hooke’s law – The tension on a spring or other elastic object is proportional to the displacement from the equilibrium. Named after Robert Hooke (1635 – 1703)
* Hotelling’s law in economics – Under some conditions, it is rational for competitors to make their products as nearly identical as possible.
* Hubble’s law – Galaxies recede from an observer at a rate proportional to their distance to that observer. Formulated by Edwin Hubble in 1929.
* Hutber’s law – “Improvement means deterioration”. Coined by financial journalist Patrick Hutber.
* Kepler’s laws of planetary motion – govern the motion of the planets around the sun, and were first discovered by Johannes Kepler
* Kerckhoffs’ law on secure cryptography by Auguste Kerckhoffs
* Kirchhoff’s laws – one law in Thermodynamics and two about electrical circuits, named after Gustav Kirchhoff.
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* Linus’s law – named for Linus Torvalds, initiator of the kernel of the GNU/Linux operating system, states “given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow”. This law is, incidentally, the only one on this list to use the forename rather than the family name.
* Little’s law, in queueing theory, says The average number of customers in a stable system (over some time interval) is equal to their average arrival rate, multiplied by their average time in the system. The law was named for John Little from results of experiments in 1961.
* Littlewood’s law – States that individuals can expect miracles to happen to them, at the rate of about one per month. Coined by Professor J E Littlewood, (1885–1977)
* Meadow’s law is a precept, now discredited, that since cot deaths are so rare, “One is a tragedy, two is suspicious and three is murder.” It was named for Sir Roy Meadow, a paediatrician prominent in the United Kingdom in the last quarter of the twentieth century.
* Metcalfe’s law – In communications and network theory, states that the value of a system grows as approximately the square of the number of users of the system. Framed by Robert Metcalfe (born 1946) in the context of the ethernet.
* Moore’s law – An empirical observation stating that the complexity of integrated circuits doubles every 18 months. Outlined in 1965 by Gordon Moore (born 1925), co-founder of Intel
* Moynihan’s law – “The amount of violations of human rights in a country is always an inverse function of the amount of complaints about human rights violations heard from there. The greater the number of complaints being aired, the better protected are human rights in that country.” Coined by Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927 – 2003).
* Murphy’s law – Most commonly formulated as “if anything can go wrong, it will”, less commonly “If it can happen, it will happen”. Ascribed to Edward A. Murphy, Jr.
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* Newton’s laws of motion – In physics, three scientific laws concerning the behaviour of moving bodies, which are fundamental to classical mechanics (and since Einstein, which are valid only within inertial reference frames). Discovered and stated by Isaac Newton (1643– 1727).
o First law: A body remains at rest, or moves in a straight line (at a constant velocity), unless acted upon by a net outside force.
o Second law: The acceleration of an object of constant mass is proportional to the force acting upon it.
o Third law: Whenever one body exerts force upon a second body, the second body exerts an equal and opposite force upon the first body.
* Newton’s law of cooling – the rate of cooling (or heating) of a body due to convection is proportional to the difference between the body temperature and the ambient temperature.
* Occam’s razor – States that explanations should never multiply causes without necessity. When two explanations are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest full explanation is preferable. Named after William of Ockham (ca.1285–1349)
* Ohm’s law – In physics, states that the ratio of the potential difference (or voltage drop) between the ends of a conductor (and resistor) to the current flowing through it is a constant, provided the temperature doesn’t change. Discovered and named after Georg Simon Ohm (1789–1854).
* Parkinson’s law – “Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion”. Coined by C. Northcote Parkinson (1909–1993)
* Pareto principle – States that for many phenomena 80% of consequences stem from 20% of the causes. Named after Italian economist Vilfredo Pareto, but framed by management thinker Joseph M. Juran.
* Peter principle – “In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence”. Coined by Laurence J. Peter (1919–1990)
* Poisson’s Law of Large Numbers – For independent random variables with a common distribution, the average value for a sample tends to the mean as sample size increases. Named after Siméon-Denis Poisson (1781–1840) and derived from “Recherches sur la probabilité des jugements en matière criminelle et en matière civile” (1837; “Research on the Probability of Criminal and Civil Verdicts”).
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* Raoult’s law – In chemistry, Raoult’s law states that the vapor pressure of mixed liquids is dependent on the vapor pressures of the individual liquids and the molar vulgar fraction of each present in solution.
* Reed’s law is the assertion of David P. Reed that the utility of large networks, particularly social networks, can scale exponentially with the size of the network.
* Reilly’s law – of Retail Gravitation, people generally patronize the largest mall in the area.
* Rothbard’s law – everyone specializes in his own area of weakness.
* Say’s law – attributed to economist Jean-Baptiste Say and contrasted to Keynes’ Law (discussed above), saying that “supply creates its own demand,” i.e., that if businesses produce more output in a free market economy, the wages and other payment for productive inputs will provide sufficient demand so that there is no general glut.
* Snell’s law is the simple formula used to calculate the refraction of light when travelling between two media of differing refractive index. It is named after one of its discoverers, Dutch mathematician Willebrord van Roijen Snell (1580-1626).
* Stevens’ Power Law – In physics this law relates the intensity of a stimulus to its perceived strength. It supersedes the Weber-Fechner law, since it can describe a wider range of sensations. The theory is named after its inventor, S. Smith Stevens (1906–1973).
* Stokes’ law – an expression for the frictional force exerted on spherical objects with very small Reynolds numbers, named for George Gabriel Stokes, (1819–1903)
* Sturgeon’s law – “Nothing is always absolutely so.” Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon (1918–1985)
* Sturgeon’s revelation – “90 percent of everything is crud.”
* Sutton’s law – “‘Go where the money is’”. Often cited in medical school’s to teach new doctors to spend resources where they are most likely to pay off. The law is named after bank robber Willie Sutton, who when asked why he robbed banks is claimed to have answered “Because that’s where the money is.”
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* Verner’s law – Stated by Karl Verner in 1875, Verner’s law describes a historical sound change in the Proto-Germanic language whereby voiceless fricatives *f, *þ, *s and *x, when immediately following an unstressed syllable in the same word, underwent voicing and became respectively *b, *d, *z and *g.
* Warnock’s Dilemma – A Lack of response to a posting on a mailing list etc. does not necessarily imply that no one is interested in the topic.
* Weber-Fechner law – This law named after Ernst Heinrich Weber and Gustav Theodor Fechner attempts to describe the human perception of various physical stimuli. In most cases, Stevens’ power law gives a more accurate description.
* Wilcox-McCandlish Law of Online Discourse Evolution – The chance of success of any attempt to change the topic or direction of a thread of discussion in a networked forum is directly proportional to the quality of the current content. (See main article for corollaries.)
* Wirth’s law – Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster.
* Zipf’s law – in linguistics, the observation that the frequency of use of the nth-most-frequently-used word in any natural language is approximately inversely proportional to n, or, more simply, that a few words are used very often, but many or most are used rarely. Named after George Kingsley Zipf (1902–1950), whose statistical work research led to the observation. More generally, the term Zipf’s law refers to the probability distributions involved, which are applied by statisticians not only to linguistics but also to fields remote from that.
September 1st, 2006 at 11:02 am
Wow, did you type that all out?
September 1st, 2006 at 11:13 am
Of course i did!
* Sturgeon’s revelation – “90 percent of everything is crud.â€
September 1st, 2006 at 11:14 am
Just thought that that was the BEST spam I have recieved in a while!
September 1st, 2006 at 11:49 am
Bru, it’s supposed to be summer in the UK and it’s frikkin freezing (no surprise). You at least have summer to look forward to – we have faaaking winter. Hope that made you feel a bit better.
September 1st, 2006 at 11:50 am
Hey Don its nice and warm down here
oh yeah 23 days till my wedding
September 1st, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Hey don here’s my new blog
September 1st, 2006 at 2:23 pm
It’s spring – the birds do it, the bees do it, even the butterfly’s do it, but humans don’t do it. Cos humans can’t fly.
Oh SIGH, that’s so sad!
September 1st, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Hehe. Here I thought you were talking about animal sex.
September 1st, 2006 at 5:26 pm
Why don’t you losers come over for the last few rays of sunlight before autumn hits Shitbrick Island? Stop whining.
Although, I guess I’m here by choice, so I shouldn’t whine either. Then again, its my prerogative as a dickhead to whine…
Fuck it…I’m going to whine.
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:06 pm
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