NOT. AT. ALL.

My cellphone service provider was Smartcom, so when I had contract queries or needed additions or upgrades, I phoned them. As of today, they are owned by that fucking meerkat. So not only do I have to wait years and years for an answer on techie stuff, but a simple query or change to my contract fucks my day up now too.

Chuffed? Absolutely not. Vodacom, get more customer care consultants, ‘cos I’m in need of some attention. And if you think the rave version of a Backstreet Boys song beats Mick Hucknall as hold music, I’d say they’re about on a par on the “Songs you’d play to torture young children” list.

PS. I typed this post while on hold to 111, I would’ve been sorted before I finished typing if I was dealing with Smartcom.

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