If you have to tell people that you’re a ‘good oke’…
Posted by Don Packett under Uncategorized on November 27 2006 at 8:26 AM…you’re probably a cunt.
Which means:
* You have no right telling me which of my tatts are done well, and which aren’t, especially since you have none.
* Talking about shooting people, especially in the company of children, is not cool.
* You can and will not, ever, tell me how to braai boerie, I rock.
November 27th, 2006 at 10:08 am
I met my fair share of “good okes” this weekend too.
November 27th, 2006 at 10:53 am
Yeah, me too, actually. The problem is that they’re usually too big to be able to respect your opinion of them calmly.
November 27th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
definitely a cunt! I dont have a top ten dont list, but if I did it would include: Dont wax lyrical about stuff you know nothing about, and dont condone violence in front of kids.
Why does the phrase “I’m a good oke” always preceed a “but” – as in “I’m a good oke, but that bitch wouldnt leave it alone”, etc?
November 27th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Hehe. Too true.
November 28th, 2006 at 12:59 am
anyone still using that phrase is a wet cunt. If you grew up on a farm, thought Toyota’s were cool and really liked making your own shoes, yeah then call yourself a “Oke”
November 28th, 2006 at 6:51 am
Tell me how to braai boerie by all means, but not braai’d chiggen… cos I’m the braai’d chiggen master! You know, mos!
November 28th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Yeah…you shoulda punched him.
November 28th, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Hehe. Yeah. Unfortunately he would’ve ‘popped a cap in my ass’ like the stripper he ‘did’ some time ago.
November 28th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
I’m the “best oke”. No butts.
November 28th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
personaly I prefer ou, good ou bad ou, schweet ou, daring ou…maybe I’m too kaap se vlakte and not enough Jules St ge…just remember any bad oke has to drive a daring cab, daring cab’s are a piece o piss to spot in the parking lot, I’ve happily lost a couple screwdrivers to bad okes daring cabs tyres and nearly choked on my bimbo’s watching em try sort it out….main!
November 28th, 2006 at 7:59 pm
I got this “good oke” story in this morning’s This is true newsletter…
TELLING TOO: Jerry Rose, 29, was at a party in Jackson, Mich., where
there was a game: “What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” Rose
allegedly blurted out, “Shot a guy in the head.” Investigators tipped
by his girlfriend have linked Rose to an unsolved robbery-murder in
Parma Township several months before the party. He was charged in the
case. (Jackson Citizen-Patriot) …The bad news: prison for life. The
good news: with something that stupid, he did win the party game.
Sounds like your pal…!
November 29th, 2006 at 8:20 am
Hehe. If it was Boksburg insted of Jackson, Mich., it more than likely could’ve been!
November 29th, 2006 at 9:30 am
Hey… nice tattoo!