I came, I saw…
Posted by Rich...! under Uncategorized on January 30 2007 at 7:55 PMThe government and I are trying for number two (here’s number one). It’s been a while, so we’re going the IVF route – I’ve become surprisingly proficient at wanking into plastic cups – it’s a trajectory/timing issue, a bit like xbox, but with your willy. Top tip: do it at home and deliver, cum-and-go, if you will.
Anyway, I saw this sign the other day, it made me laugh.
With any luck I will. In about 45mins actually.
Fingers crossed…!
January 31st, 2007 at 9:24 am
Hehe. Wanker. Holding thumbs dude.
January 31st, 2007 at 9:53 am
Brilliant! Good luck!
January 31st, 2007 at 9:56 am
Dude you got ball to blog this, bigup!
January 31st, 2007 at 10:29 am
getting paid to have a great 37 seconds of your life?! what a bargain!
January 31st, 2007 at 2:14 pm
not entirely the mental picture I needed today, but I’ll give you some slack for this one. Good luck and may the force be with you.
Should we send over that tub of vaseline now?
January 31st, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Did laugh a hearty laugh over the post )))
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February 1st, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Dude, you are getting old! The old Rich! would have kept the cup in the car, and delivered a fresh sample while waiting in the traffic lights up the road from the clinic!
February 1st, 2007 at 8:14 pm
If you need any pointers, my husband still has the instruction sheet from his ‘contributions’. He is a skilled wanker and chief sperminator.
Wishing you lots of luck for your IVF!
Txx
February 1st, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Just wondering whether Kerri-kitchen-floor helps you at all with that? Could prolong the process, I suppose: just hope it doen’t take you into abort mode!
February 2nd, 2007 at 1:17 am
You could always try watching ‘The Master’, making nunchukers out of sticks and grapling hooks out of hangers,listening to Twisted Sister the bashing your bishop with all your might whilst signing Flower of Scotland at the top of your voice.
That should do the trick Rich….the good old days!!!
August 27th, 2011 at 12:07 am
What a great update, how can I make is so that I receive an email sent to me whenever you write a fresh article?