The advantage of a camera phone…
Posted by Don Packett under Uncategorized on March 20 2007 at 4:40 PMis you can take pics anywhere, any time, even when taking a piss.
In the bathroom at the Monte Casino Nu Metro. How hectic? That’s disgusting.
So funny. Not in a bathroom, at a toy store in Randburg. Those Orientals sure don’t beat about the bush!
March 20th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Hehehe.
March 21st, 2007 at 9:59 am
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March 21st, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Actually, NOT so disgusting. Unless you’re able to wash hands and use a paper towel to turn off the tap and (if there’s a door with a handle) use that paper towel to open the door, you’ll have colonised your hands (AFTER washing!) with a gazillion bugs from OTHER people’s private parts. Yuck. Genuinely. So in a loo with a hot air hand-dryer and no disposable towels, you’re better off exiting without the handwash. One assumes you bathe twice a day and that you know where your willy has been? So your own bugs (your hands are – bacterially – usually the filthiest place on your body, followed closely by your mouth) are unlikely to make you ill. The horrors on those taps and door handles almost certainly will.
Oh and at the Cinema Nouveau Rosebank mens room, the bloody urinal speaks the message to you! I feel sorry for the little fella that does the announcing. Imagine being trapped inside the limited porcelain space. And you think YOU have a restrictive job!
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:11 am
Hehe. Yeah you’re right, I always prefer the ‘doorless’ bathrooms.
March 22nd, 2007 at 10:38 am
Find myself in a very tough mental place trying to get out of a public toilet with a door handle, i have been known to lurk until someone enters and i get a chance to dart for freedom.
March 22nd, 2007 at 10:44 am
Haha! Yeah. I had a friend who would wait for me to leave and open the door, then laugh at me. Clever fucker.
March 27th, 2007 at 2:07 am
Hah classic, I saw the same ad in the toilet at Mercury last week and came close to snapping a pic, but gave up on the idea for some reason. Probably because I became distracted by the dirty sink.
March 29th, 2007 at 10:06 am
Another cool use for you camera phone would be to take a pic of the pillar from the floor you parked your car on. I hate Monte, I leave with a full stomach and then have to play ‘Dude, where’s my car?’
March 29th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
I wash before I take a piss. My privates are generally clean, I look after them with great TLC.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:31 am
Another intersting thing is one of the most bought items in a land based casino is adult nappy’s
People use it so that they do not need to wash their hands at all preventing themselves from going to the bathroom