Startback2I take it that you guys aren’t big swimmers. I know this because if you were, you wouldn’t have sent out the ridiculous memo that all flags must be taken out of Virgin Active’s pools by last Friday.

These flags are not decoration, but are there to tell swimmers doing backstroke how far they have to go before they need to turn. This makes them safety apparatus. If you don’t believe me, just ask the guy at the VA in Randburg that split his head open yesterday, or look at the bruise on my arm where I hit the wall today.

Apparently your rationale is that you wanted more brand consistency and all clubs had different flags so you decided it best to take them away completely. If you noticed that some of your club’s staircases had different coloured handrails, would you remove them too?

Brand consistency my arse. I’m shocked that I have to explain this to you, but your brand will receive far more negative attention in the mind’s of consumers (and it’s our brand to define, not yours) if you have people repeatedly hurting themselves, than if you have different coloured flags.

Oh, and if it’s consistency you’re after, then I’ll look forward to the new fancy treadmills you’re obviously looking at delivering to Northgate. You know, the ones with the built in TV screens I saw while training in CT this week. That pilates gear is going to rock too.

C’mon lads, this is silly, put back the flags already…!

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