Hahahaha, thats awesome. My father always used to say that I was soft (and my generation) because I never went to the army. I imagine that if I had gone to the army I could sit on any seat in the world just about!
Oh God that reminds me. I was driving up the road the other day. Stopped to use the toilet at a regular coffee shop that we visit. Sitting down I didnt notice much. Stood up and the entire back of my pants were soaking. I freaked like a girl. I soon realised it was just a leaking tap and the floor was a puddle… thank God. Still not kewl walking out of an outside restroom with your pats dripping. F*ck it, no one knows me here!
May 17th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Don, you’re a total hoot! You do realise you have an incipient hygiene fetish, don’t you?
Warmest (hee hee) regards, Clive
May 17th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I think it’s bordering full-blown actually!
May 17th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Dude. Take a leaf from us ladies.
Hover.
You need to learn The Hover.
May 17th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
I think that’s a close cousin to ‘The Matrix’ manoeuvre. Hmm.
May 17th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
You can always do the crouch…just damn hard when the seat is too wet and your soles are smooth leather!
May 17th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Haha! Will definitely use the crouch if the seat is wet. I’ll take my chances.
May 17th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Hahahaha, thats awesome. My father always used to say that I was soft (and my generation) because I never went to the army. I imagine that if I had gone to the army I could sit on any seat in the world just about!
May 17th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Gringe…
Oh God that reminds me. I was driving up the road the other day. Stopped to use the toilet at a regular coffee shop that we visit. Sitting down I didnt notice much. Stood up and the entire back of my pants were soaking. I freaked like a girl. I soon realised it was just a leaking tap and the floor was a puddle… thank God. Still not kewl walking out of an outside restroom with your pats dripping. F*ck it, no one knows me here!
May 17th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Eish bro… you braved a dump in a public toilet? That’s brave. Very brave! …and I think the warmth is kinda ‘homely’ ya know? Haha
May 18th, 2007 at 10:36 am
…and/or when the warmth is organic in origin.
May 26th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
That’s why I learnt ‘the clench’
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