Apparently you can, at The Country Club Johannesburg…!

Yes, yes, it snowed all over Jo’burg last night, well, almost all over Jo’burg. This is the closest we got to snow at home:

Some ice on the decking. Woohoo! Let’s build an iceman! Pff.

Because I just got 889km off my last tank, of diesel, which is cheaper than petrol.

Awesome.

Yes, it costs, but it’ll sort out a wadload of shit. Hopefully.

Thanks to Smelly for sending it to me.

Since we’ve gone back into a rigorous routine of healthy eating and training, I’ve been farting like crazy.

More than normal.

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Is there something wrong? Or is that just the crap (excuse the pun) leaving my body making way for all the clean goods I’m filling myself with? I could research it, but

a) I don’t have time, and
b) I’d really like to know what you think.

So, Benoni, of all places, is hosting a 17-year old girl who can see the Virgin Mary.

As in, Jesus’ mom.

You know, the one who gave birth to the dude.

Lank…

Francesca Zackey says she sees Mary all over her house. A lady has recently damaged her eyes (no kidding) after Francesca told the devout to look into the sun to see her, directly into the sun. Did your mother, and common sense, never guard you against stupid things like that?

The self-made superstar has stopped granting media interviews. Who are you, Paris Hilton? Apparently, ‘cos it’s generating quite a bit of international media, she’s even bringing people to their knees. Shit, why didn’t I think of it first. Oh wait, I’m not smoking crack…

(Here’s a vid about what the church thinks about it.)

From IOL:

Just thought that I should start the day with a smile…!

So seems like SARS have re-branded their CT offices:

Snicker…!

…courtesy of the good folks at Facebook.

(11600) People hate that fucking meerkat of yours more than they love lesbians.

Seriously?

Seriously…!

Check out this awesome vid of a day in Africa. Link cleverly stolen from Hoox, thanks man.

No, we’re not getting sued again, paedophile Theunis Olivier has confessed to killing a kid. We heard on the news this morning that his lawyer, in all his wisdom, said ‘Other people have committed worse crimes than my client’.

What?

Who cares you tit! Your client, a self-confessed paedophile, has confessed to killing a child. What’s worse? Killing three kids? For sure, but that doesn’t make what he did okay, or make it seem less terrible.

You’re an idiot buddy. An idiot.