Um, really officer, these are my, um, cousins
Posted by Don Packett under Uncategorized on August 1 2007 at 12:15 PM
Some silly goat poachers were caught by police transporting 23 of the cute little things in a minibus taxi.
Haha! I love it when they get bust!
In other crazy news:
* A baby was born in a pit toilet (I’m guessing that’s like a long-drop) with her mother not knowing she was in labour. What? You thought it was a big poo? Out the front?
* A 27-year-old man raped his 10-year-old cousin ‘cos of too much pornography. Lank. Blame porn. That’ll help you. Sicko.
* The ANC want to give opposition parties 4 seconds speaking time per councillor. Quote: “If a party cannot say what they want to say in eight seconds it is not worth saying”.
Bizarre.
August 1st, 2007 at 5:08 pm
I know that most of what I say in 8 seconds isn’t worth saying!
That being said, these are all politicians. Half of what they say is bull, and the other half’s all shit. Either way restricting them to either bull or shit in either session can’t be all bad!
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:38 am
The ANC has been talking for 13 years and I haven’t heard anything of any worth yet.
Smuggling goats? That’s just BaaaAAaaaD!